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Flower funnies

Updated: May 17, 2023

So thought it would be fun and probably a bit silly to do a blog about flower jokes. So here are some naff flower jokes, I hope at least one of them makes you smile :)

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hello bud

What did the flower say to Snow White's dwarf friends? Thistle while you work

What did the bee say to the flower? Hi honey

What did the flower say to it's daughter when it went to uni? I be-leaf in you

What did the alien dandelion say to the earth dandelion? Take me to your weeder

Why is the letter A like a flower? A bee comes after it

What's a frog's favourite flower? A croak-us

What did the flower say to it's annoying brother? Leaf me alone

Why did the rose not ride it's bike? It lost it's petals

What did the flower musketeer shout? All for one and one floral

What did the flower say when it fell over? Oops a daisy

Dr Dr, I feel like a tree - Don't worry, I know your bark is worse than your bite

There was an old lady called Rose, who had a very long nose, she needed to water her garden, so beg your pardon, she used it for a hose.

Please comment and add on other jokes. The cheesier the better!!!

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